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  • Crikey! Has it really been two years since the last news update? - by Mark (2008-03-31)
  • The Internet is such a silly place - by Mark (2006-07-03)
  • Every time I think the site has finally died... - by Mark (2006-06-08)
  • This is so goddamn important - by High Five Mark (2006-02-28)
  • Two updates in one week? AND THIS ONE HAS CANDY?!? - by Mark (2005-11-07)
  • Stupidest. Thing. EVER. - by Mark (2005-11-04)
  • Stupidest thing ever. - by Mark (2005-08-03)
  • Merry post-Christmas and Happy pre-New Year! - by Mark (2004-12-30)
  • The Pope won`t even let fruit have sex out of wedlock - by Mark (2004-09-30)
  • Forum member decker continues to rule - by Mark (2004-09-11)
  • Will the constant flood of non-updating ever abate? Sources close to the site say 'maybe' - by Big Daddy (2004-09-09)
  • Looks like one of the Spiders from Mars finally got sick of Bowie's shit - by Ziggy Markdust (2004-06-21)
  • Nielsen TV and I: A Pictorial Revue - by Mark (2004-05-14)
  • When Rastan is rockin', don't come a-knockin' - by Mark (2004-05-11)
  • More Mexican candy in the news, none of it good. The news, that is. And the candy. - by Mark (2004-04-25)
  • Coming soon: Bad-Candy.com! - by Markle Sparkle (2004-03-26)
  • This just in: ingesting lead still bad for your health, Dutchman can't spell the word "faggot" - by Mark (2004-03-23)
  • Autism? More like AWESOMEtism! - by Mark (2004-03-17)
  • Jolly Rancher Introduces New Flavor, World Goes to Hell in Handbasket - by Mr. Mark (2004-01-23)
  • No Updates In Sight, and Oh Yeah, I'm a Pervert - by Mark (2003-12-03)

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