If your Nintendo could write, make jokes about the Superfriends, and moisten ladies' panties with its stunning good looks, Seanbaby.com would be the result.

All of the retardation the Internet has to offer in one conveniently sized, frequently updated package.

Come for the outdated game coverage, stay for the part where Erik calls your mother a cunt.

When Rastan is rockin', don't come a-knockin' - Mark (2004-05-11)
Forum member decker just made the awesomest thing ever. You may notice it thrusting erotically skyward just to the right of this paragraph. CALM DOWN, LADIES. It's only an animated gif.

If you get it, you're probably all "WTF!" and I'm all "LOL" and you're all "LOLROTFLMAO!" and I'm all like this with the emoticons ;D and we all feel very clever about our closed circle of nerdiness.

If you don't get the reference, that's probably because you didn't spend much time in arcades during your youth. Which is fine, and probably makes you better than the rest of us. Though it begs the question: why are you hanging out on the Internet instead of getting laid and making friends and having a nice job?

I know I would if I were you.

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