Bad-Candy.com: Other Crap!


		You know, you give a web site one moderately good review on your near-anonymous and now extinct Internet radio show, and suddenly you find your name and image plastered all across the Internet in the name of some insane racist candy jihad. It's strange and weird and unfortunately, according to my lawyers, mostly legal. So here I am again, introducing you to the "other crap" section of The Ultimate Bad Candy Assholes. I mean, Web Site. Bad Candy Web Site. In this section you'll find articles that are not directly related to eating bad candy. There's the Hatemail section [coming soon! -ed.], reader-submitted articles and reviews [also coming soon! -ed], and some stupid stuff they wrote that, for some reason or another, wound up on sites that otherwise have some semblance of self respect. To the left are features that stand some remote chance of being updated before we colonize Mars, while to the right are one-off articles long abandoned by the whimsical retardation of their respective authors. Enjoy it or don't. Assholes. - The Real Cindy Brady

Thanks Cindy, I'll take it from here! Welcome to the "semi-regular features" half of the page! Pick a destination, or just sit here and reread this sentence again!

*Coming soon!* Everybody loves a good, scathing hatemail, and we're no exception! Which is great, considering how often the whiny people of the Internet love to send it to us. So join us in a tear-filled voyage into the black, rotten heart of the human spirit, as the loneliest societal castoffs give us a piece of their "mind". And see if they don't!

*Coming soon!* Occasionally someone sends us a candy review of their own, and even more occasionally, it's actually worth reading. May also contain other assorted reader contributions. But I'm not saying here.

The Ultimate Bad Candy Web Site has been around a long time. Well, as far as web sites go, it has. In the years since we began our self-inflicted torture, the site's aesthetic has subtly evolved from the classic "Geocities incomptent" to the more sophisticated "regular old incompetent". Take a trip down memory lane as we observe the ugliness that once was and ever shall be... bad-candy.com!

Now check out some of our special, one-off articles!

The Amazing 2003 Comeback article: What the hell were we doing between 2002 and 2003, and where was the site? I sure don't know, but here's a lie I made up about it.

Warning: the following links will lead you out of the safety of bad-candy.com and maybe into the clutches of Seanbaby! Radness ensues!

E3 2000: In the year 2000, the Portal of Evil team descended on LA to destroy nerd faces. I was there. This is what happened.

How to Get Rich... Quick!: Erik from OMM and I devise a get rich quick plan that involves getting a Playstation 2 and then selling it. Written back when the PS2 was released and was worth twice its weight in caucasian babies.

The Internet Film Laser Squad: Combating the archaic AFI's top 100 best comedies list with a counter-list of our own. Never finished, because we suck.


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